Text 15 Sep 282,710 notes

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

No shut up. That’s not true at all. Stop being lame and “edgey”

Audio 14 Sep 40,442 notes

pravdagirl:

havok-and-turner:

Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS MAGIC

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Photo 13 Sep 309,657 notes beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED


Keep him. Keep him forever.

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

Keep him. Keep him forever.

Video 13 Sep 610,560 notes

thecollection613:

con-la-muerte:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

Lolol omg I’m done

Reblog every time

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Text 10 Sep 179,952 notes

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

An essay on why your point is dumb and there were no gaps in Harry potter because it was a piece of genius:
Because he didn’t die. The horcrux broke because Harry died at Voldemort’s killing curse. Since he is a living organism, different rules apply to him than an object. If you destroy an object, the magic is ruined because you changed the nature of the object. If something is alive, a soul is present. The curse then latches onto the soul rather than the matter of the object. Because technically, the horcrux holds a piece of Voldemort’s soul; so doesn’t it make sense that one piece of soul would be attracted to something like itself.

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Text 8 Sep 75,281 notes

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

Photo 8 Sep 98,477 notes generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

Text 8 Sep 17,003 notes me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

Photo 8 Sep 140,433 notes didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda


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