repeat after me:
- virginity is a social construct
- you don’t lose your virginity
- there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept
- virginity is inherently heterocentric
- your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
- what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with
- the end
No shut up. That’s not true at all. Stop being lame and “edgey”
Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS MAGIC
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
Keep him. Keep him forever.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
Lolol omg I’m done
Reblog every time
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
An essay on why your point is dumb and there were no gaps in Harry potter because it was a piece of genius:
Because he didn’t die. The horcrux broke because Harry died at Voldemort’s killing curse. Since he is a living organism, different rules apply to him than an object. If you destroy an object, the magic is ruined because you changed the nature of the object. If something is alive, a soul is present. The curse then latches onto the soul rather than the matter of the object. Because technically, the horcrux holds a piece of Voldemort’s soul; so doesn’t it make sense that one piece of soul would be attracted to something like itself.
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*